Yo mama jokes
Yo mamas so old her social security number is 1
Yo mamas so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Yo mamas so scary she scared chuck norris away.
Roses are red, daisies are yellow, yo mamas so fat she jiggles like jello.
yo mamas so fat she sat on the TV and made it a flat screen.
Yo mamas so fat she sat on a penny and made it a dollar.
yo mamas so fat I sold her on ebay as a mattress
Yo mamas so dumb she thought Justin Beiber was a dude.
Yo mamas so stupid she locked herself in the motorcycle.
Yo mamas so ugly she makes blind kids cry.