The good, the bad, and the ugly!

The Good: You grandma finally took a shower
The Bad: There are little black hairs all over the soap
The Ugly: You dont have any dogs with black hair
The Worse: You grandma got white hair 15 year ago.

Good: You're wife is pregnant. 
Bad: It's triplets 
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago

Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter 
Bad: She keeps interrupting 
Ugly: With corrections 

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids 
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills 
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them
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