Dear...please...!
Dear Customers,
Yes, we are making fun of you in vietnamese.
Sincerely, The Nail Salon Ladies.
Yes, we are making fun of you in vietnamese.
Sincerely, The Nail Salon Ladies.
Dear Thigh Fat,
Help The Needy.
Sincerely, The Boobs
Help The Needy.
Sincerely, The Boobs
Dear Human,
You get mad at me if I wake you, you get made at me if I don't.
Sincerely, Confused alarm clock.
submitted 4-14-11
Dear Sunday,
Your a b***h for letting me take all the heat knowing d**n well your the first
day of the week
Sincerely, Monday
submitted on 4-9-11
Your a b***h for letting me take all the heat knowing d**n well your the first
day of the week
Sincerely, Monday
submitted on 4-9-11
Dear Girl Scouts,
Admit it... You inject your cookies with cocaine.
Sincerely, nothing is that addictive and that good
submitted on 4-8-11
Admit it... You inject your cookies with cocaine.
Sincerely, nothing is that addictive and that good
submitted on 4-8-11
Dear escalator,
I think you and I are going to get along just fine.
Sincerely, Slinky.
submitted on 4-8-11
I think you and I are going to get along just fine.
Sincerely, Slinky.
submitted on 4-8-11
Dear producers of Grey's Anatomy,
Please stop making it look like all surgeons and surgical interns are
supermodels who only have sex with each other.
Sincerely, actual surgical interns
submitted on 4-8-11
Please stop making it look like all surgeons and surgical interns are
supermodels who only have sex with each other.
Sincerely, actual surgical interns
submitted on 4-8-11
Dear XM Radio,
Why so Sirius?
Sincerely, Anonymous
Why so Sirius?
Sincerely, Anonymous
Dear bread,
I'm hot, turned on, and want you inside me.
Sincerely, the toaster.
I'm hot, turned on, and want you inside me.
Sincerely, the toaster.
Dear world,
What's so insulting about us?
Sincerely, female dogs.
What's so insulting about us?
Sincerely, female dogs.
Dear college student,
You haven't done me in so long, and I'm feeling
dirty...
Sincerely, laundry.
You haven't done me in so long, and I'm feeling
dirty...
Sincerely, laundry.
Dear person at the other end of the hallway,
Confession: I'm not really texting.
Sincerely, trying to avoid an awkward
situation.
Confession: I'm not really texting.
Sincerely, trying to avoid an awkward
situation.
Dear Mr. Timberlake,
Sorry, you cannot bring sexy back without
proof of purchase
Sincerely, Wal-Mart
Sorry, you cannot bring sexy back without
proof of purchase
Sincerely, Wal-Mart
Dear Edward,
You're doing it wrong.
Sincerely, Dracula
You're doing it wrong.
Sincerely, Dracula
Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Marco...
Sincerely, United States
Marco...
Sincerely, United States
Dear Dora,
You're bilingual at age 4, and you seriously can't
see the damn orange tree?!
Sincerely, It's right there
You're bilingual at age 4, and you seriously can't
see the damn orange tree?!
Sincerely, It's right there
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's
Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely, Google
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's
Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely, Google
Dear Waldo,
Please return my invisibility cloak ASAP.
Sincerely, H. Potter
Please return my invisibility cloak ASAP.
Sincerely, H. Potter
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't
leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't
leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns
Dear humans,
I will take you to bed and will have my
way with you. i will make you ache and ache
and sweat till you moan. i will exhaust you till
you are begging me to stop.
Sincerely, The Flu.
I will take you to bed and will have my
way with you. i will make you ache and ache
and sweat till you moan. i will exhaust you till
you are begging me to stop.
Sincerely, The Flu.
Dear America,
You produced Hannah Montana... Justin Bieber
is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada
You produced Hannah Montana... Justin Bieber
is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada
Dear Iceberg,
Sorry to hear about global warming karma is a
bitch
Sincerely, Titanic
Sorry to hear about global warming karma is a
bitch
Sincerely, Titanic
Dear Windshield Wiper,
Can't touch this...
Sincerely, Little Triangle
Can't touch this...
Sincerely, Little Triangle
Dear boyfriend,
I can make your girl scream louder than you can.
Sincerely, Spiders
I can make your girl scream louder than you can.
Sincerely, Spiders