Chuck Norris Jokes!
Chuck Norris can eat at Chick-Fil-A on a
Sunday.
Sunday.
Chuck Norris once scared a girl so bad
she's still screaming to this day. Her name
is Justin Bieber.
she's still screaming to this day. Her name
is Justin Bieber.
Chuck Norris once made a cow laugh so
hard... milk came out her nose.
hard... milk came out her nose.
Tonight at the circus a lion will attempt to
stick it's head into the mouth of Chuck
Norris
stick it's head into the mouth of Chuck
Norris
Iraq heard that Chuck Norris enlisted in the
military.... they started blowing themselves
up.
military.... they started blowing themselves
up.
Chuck Norris won American Idol using sign
language.
language.
When you mess with Chuck Norris, not
even nationwide is by your side.
even nationwide is by your side.
I downloaded a Chuck Norris wallpaper on
my phone, now the battery never dies, it's
water proof and my camera see's through
women's clothing.
my phone, now the battery never dies, it's
water proof and my camera see's through
women's clothing.
A kid asked Chuck Norris if he knew any
magic trick. Chuck said yes, and pulled
the kids ear out of a coin
magic trick. Chuck said yes, and pulled
the kids ear out of a coin
Chuck Norris did in fact build Rome in a day
-Drew Williams
-Drew Williams