Blonde Jokes!
Two blondes were on their way to Disney World and read a sign that said Disney World left. They turned around and headed back home crying.
A blonde goes into subway and tell the cashier " I'm in the mood for a $5 foot long, but how big is it and how much does it cost?"
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
So she could see what was on the other side.
So she could see what was on the other side.
So a blonde walks into a store and says, hi i'd like to buy this t.v. The clerk said, sorry, but I don't sell TVs to blondes, so she dyes her hair brown and comes back and asks to buy the TV again, he tells her the same thing. She went home and dyed it red. She goes back and ask the clerk the same thing and he tells her sorry I don't sell TVs to blondes. She said how the hell do you know i'm blonde? He says, because thats a microwave.
What did the blonde say when she saw cheerios?
"awww baby donuts."
"awww baby donuts."